Maybe you just haven’t heard about our latest incentive here at Brilligames—the new executive health program!   People get tired from being “mental athletes” all day, brainstorming brand-new games for other people to play, so they need to relax.  And the best way I know to do this is to get a physical workout!  So—we made a contract with Grubb’s Gym across the street, and for a monthly fee of only $15, all of our employees now have full privileges and use of the health club 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.  They have basketball courts, indoor tennis and racquetball, a really great swimming pool, a long track, extensive weight facilities, trampolines, treadmills, Stairmasters—you name it.  Whatever way you feel is most appropriate for you to get some physical exercise before or after that long day of “game planning”, hahaha, is available directly to YOU at Grubb’s!  Dr. Tunstall has tried it out already and he gives it “two limbs up!!!”  Also in our test run were Mary Dockwahler from Marketing, and Jesse Paddlestone from Engineering, and they really enjoyed themselves thoroughly.  It’s a guarantee!  You won’t want to miss this terrific opportunity!  (For those with the company less than 3 months, remember this benefit will not kick in until 90 days in good standing.)  Remember our motto: It’s Brillig, for the smiley tots! (Apologies to Lewis Carroll)